1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:03,011 [ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] GOOD MORNING! 2 00:00:04,019 --> 00:00:06,019 GOOD MORNING. 3 00:00:07,022 --> 00:00:09,022 GOOD MORNING. 4 00:00:09,022 --> 00:00:12,002 [ ROARS ] 5 00:00:12,013 --> 00:00:14,023 GOOD MORNING. 6 00:00:14,021 --> 00:00:16,021 GOOD MORNING! 7 00:00:21,004 --> 00:00:24,014 THIS IS THE GREATEST CRISIS OF MY ENTIRE PRESIDENCY. 8 00:00:24,014 --> 00:00:29,004 THERE ISN'T A SINGLE STRAWBERRY JELLY BEAN IN HERE. 9 00:00:29,006 --> 00:00:30,016 HELLO? CONGRESS? 10 00:00:30,021 --> 00:00:34,011 I WANT EMERGENCY LEGISLATION ON MY DESK BY THE END OF THE DAY. 11 00:00:34,009 --> 00:00:36,009 MR. PRESIDENT! [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 12 00:00:36,012 --> 00:00:39,002 THE GREATEST CRISIS OF YOUR PRESIDENCY IS AT HAND. 13 00:00:39,006 --> 00:00:41,996 NO STRAWBERRY JELLY BEANS -- ALREADY ON IT, BOYS. 14 00:00:42,003 --> 00:00:44,013 NOT THAT. IT'S MUCH WORSE. 15 00:00:44,012 --> 00:00:46,022 HE'S AT IT AGAIN, SIR. 16 00:00:47,017 --> 00:00:48,017 [ GASPS ] [ GASPS ] 17 00:00:48,017 --> 00:00:49,997 FOREIGN MADMAN! 18 00:00:50,002 --> 00:00:51,002 THAT'S RIGHT. 19 00:00:51,003 --> 00:00:52,013 HE'S GOT HIS HANDS ON A MISSILE, 20 00:00:52,011 --> 00:00:53,021 AND IT'S POINTED STRAIGHT AT US. 21 00:00:53,018 --> 00:00:55,018 AND IF HIS DEMANDS AREN'T MET... 22 00:00:55,023 --> 00:00:57,003 [ GASPS ] 23 00:00:57,002 --> 00:01:02,022 [ IMITATES EXPLOSIONS, GUNFIRE ] 24 00:01:02,017 --> 00:01:03,997 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 25 00:01:04,002 --> 00:01:06,022 THE MISSILE'S LOCATED IN THE MADMAN'S BASE 26 00:01:06,018 --> 00:01:07,998 IN FOREIGNLANDISTAN. 27 00:01:08,004 --> 00:01:10,014 WE'RE GONNA NEED OUR TOP MEN ON THIS ONE, SIR. 28 00:01:10,008 --> 00:01:12,008 I'LL CALL THE MARINES AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. 29 00:01:12,009 --> 00:01:14,009 NO! CALL THE GREEN BERETS! 30 00:01:14,009 --> 00:01:15,019 NO! SEAL TEAM 6! 31 00:01:15,022 --> 00:01:17,002 NO. 32 00:01:17,002 --> 00:01:20,012 I KNOW JUST THE TEAM TO HANDLE THIS. 33 00:01:22,021 --> 00:01:25,001 [ BEEPING ] 34 00:01:26,002 --> 00:01:27,012 GA-GA-GOO-GOO. 35 00:01:27,014 --> 00:01:28,024 GOOD MORNING! 36 00:01:28,017 --> 00:01:31,017 ♪ UNCLE GRANDPA BABIES ♪ 37 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:36,020 ♪ UNCLE GRANDPA BABIES ♪ 38 00:01:38,020 --> 00:01:41,010 ♪ UNCLE GRANDPA BABIES ♪ 39 00:01:41,009 --> 00:01:44,009 ♪ UNCLE GRANDPA BABIES ♪ 40 00:01:44,008 --> 00:01:46,008 ♪ LITTLE BITTY BABIES ARE SAVIN' THE DAY ♪ 41 00:01:46,010 --> 00:01:49,010 ♪ THEY'RE POOPIN' IN THEIR PANTS, AND IT'S CHILD'S PLAY ♪ 42 00:01:49,009 --> 00:01:51,999 ♪ UNCLE GRANDPA BABIES ♪ 43 00:01:56,021 --> 00:02:00,011 YOUR COUNTRY HAS NEVER NEEDED YOU MORE, BABIES. 44 00:02:00,016 --> 00:02:02,016 WITH YOUR SKILLS AND EXPERTISE, 45 00:02:02,018 --> 00:02:05,008 AMERICA WILL BE IN GOOD HANDS. 46 00:02:06,016 --> 00:02:08,006 [ CRYING ] 47 00:02:08,014 --> 00:02:10,014 BABY LOST BOTTLE! 48 00:02:10,009 --> 00:02:11,019 OOPS. [ CHUCKLES ] OH, WELL. 49 00:02:11,022 --> 00:02:14,012 THERE -- THERE WE GO. THAT'S A GOOD BABY. 50 00:02:14,008 --> 00:02:17,018 NOW, HAVE YOU ALL READ OVER FOREIGN MADMAN'S FILE? 51 00:02:17,022 --> 00:02:19,012 OH, UH... 52 00:02:19,013 --> 00:02:21,013 [ MUNCHING ] 53 00:02:21,011 --> 00:02:23,021 WELL, WE CAN'T ACTUALLY READ, 54 00:02:23,023 --> 00:02:27,013 BUT, UH, I THINK WE GOT THE GIST OF IT FROM THE PICTURES. 55 00:02:27,013 --> 00:02:28,023 GOOD. GOOD. 56 00:02:29,001 --> 00:02:33,011 NOW, YOUR MISSION IS TO ENTER MADMAN'S COMPOUND UNNOTICED 57 00:02:33,009 --> 00:02:34,019 AND LOCATE THE MISSI-- 58 00:02:34,018 --> 00:02:35,998 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! 59 00:02:36,006 --> 00:02:37,006 HOLD UP, BRO. 60 00:02:37,013 --> 00:02:39,013 LET ME SEE THAT HELICOPTER. 61 00:02:39,007 --> 00:02:41,007 OF COURSE. [ CHUCKLES ] 62 00:02:41,012 --> 00:02:43,022 MM-HMM. 63 00:02:44,001 --> 00:02:46,001 [ IMITATES FLYING SOUNDS ] 64 00:02:46,002 --> 00:02:47,012 [ LAUGHS ] 65 00:02:47,010 --> 00:02:49,000 ME NEXT, PIZZA DOUGH STEVE. 66 00:02:49,003 --> 00:02:50,023 NO. LITTLE GUSSY WANTS TO PLAY. 67 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:52,020 [ MEOWS ] BABIES. BABIES! 68 00:02:52,022 --> 00:02:54,012 NOW, YOU'LL ALL GET A TURN. 69 00:02:54,010 --> 00:02:55,020 ARE THERE ANY QUESTIONS? 70 00:02:55,021 --> 00:02:57,021 YEAH, I GOT ONE. 71 00:02:58,019 --> 00:03:00,019 UH, CAN SOMEBODY BURP LITTLE GUS? 72 00:03:00,021 --> 00:03:01,021 [ HICCUPS ] 73 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:02,020 I'LL DO IT. 74 00:03:03,001 --> 00:03:04,011 UPSY-DAISY, LITTLE GUS. 75 00:03:04,013 --> 00:03:05,023 [ CHUCKLES ] THERE WE GO. 76 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:07,010 [ BELCHES ] 77 00:03:07,007 --> 00:03:08,007 [ SMACKS LIPS ] 78 00:03:08,009 --> 00:03:09,999 THANKS, MR. PRESIDENT. 79 00:03:10,002 --> 00:03:11,012 SURE. SURE. 80 00:03:11,008 --> 00:03:13,018 NOW, THE HELICOPTER IS WAITING OUTSIDE. 81 00:03:13,018 --> 00:03:15,008 IS EVERYBODY READY TO GO? 82 00:03:15,011 --> 00:03:18,011 UH, NOT EXACTLY. UH... OH? 83 00:03:20,007 --> 00:03:21,007 I'M POOPING MY PANTS. 84 00:03:21,015 --> 00:03:22,015 [ CHUCKLES ] 85 00:03:22,019 --> 00:03:24,019 I KNOW THE WORDS TO THATSONG. 86 00:03:29,005 --> 00:03:30,005 ALL RIGHT, BABIES. 87 00:03:30,012 --> 00:03:31,022 WE JUST CROSSED INTO ENEMY TERRITORY. 88 00:03:31,023 --> 00:03:33,013 THE COMPOUND IS STRAIGHT AHEAD. 89 00:03:33,016 --> 00:03:34,016 THIS IS IT. 90 00:03:34,018 --> 00:03:36,018 BABIES, HOLD ON TO YOUR DIAPERS -- 91 00:03:36,019 --> 00:03:37,019 IN THE LITERAL SENSE, 92 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:40,020 'CAUSE IT'S TIME TO PARACHUTE-DROP. 93 00:03:41,001 --> 00:03:44,011 ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO! 94 00:03:44,012 --> 00:03:46,022 SEE YOU DOWN BELOW, BRO. 95 00:03:47,001 --> 00:03:48,021 YEEEEEEAH! 96 00:03:48,017 --> 00:03:51,007 [ SIGHS ] THEY GROW UP SO FAST. 97 00:03:51,010 --> 00:03:52,010 [ SNIFFLES ] 98 00:03:52,011 --> 00:03:54,001 WHEE! 99 00:03:54,002 --> 00:03:56,022 Shh! This is a stealth mission, remember? 100 00:03:56,020 --> 00:03:58,020 OH, RIGHT. SORRY. 101 00:03:59,011 --> 00:04:01,021 PIZZA DOUGH STEVE! 102 00:04:01,018 --> 00:04:02,998 Shh, Li'l Cheese. 103 00:04:03,002 --> 00:04:04,022 Come on. Not so loud. 104 00:04:04,017 --> 00:04:05,017 CHILL OUT, BRO. 105 00:04:06,001 --> 00:04:07,021 ALL RIGHT, WHAT DO WE GOT HERE, LITTLE GUS? 106 00:04:07,019 --> 00:04:10,999 FOREIGN MADMAN'S FORTRESS STRAIGHT AHEAD. 107 00:04:11,005 --> 00:04:13,005 [ MUFFLED SPEAKING ] 108 00:04:13,010 --> 00:04:14,010 SAY THAT AGAIN. 109 00:04:14,016 --> 00:04:15,996 [ Echoing ] I SAID, 110 00:04:16,003 --> 00:04:18,023 "HOPEFULLY, THEY WON'T NOTICE THAT WE'RE HERE"! 111 00:04:20,004 --> 00:04:21,014 OOPS. 112 00:04:21,011 --> 00:04:23,011 WAY TO GO, BROS. 113 00:04:23,016 --> 00:04:25,996 [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] 114 00:04:27,003 --> 00:04:28,003 AAH! AAH! 115 00:04:28,004 --> 00:04:30,014 RUN! 116 00:04:31,013 --> 00:04:34,013 BABY BELLY BAG, I NEED MY LASER RATTLE -- STAT. 117 00:04:34,011 --> 00:04:36,011 YAH, BLEH, PBBBT! 118 00:04:36,009 --> 00:04:37,009 [ GIGGLES ] 119 00:04:37,014 --> 00:04:39,024 BLAH! THANKS. 120 00:04:40,020 --> 00:04:43,020 IT'S TIME TO SHAKE, RATTLE, AND ROLL. 121 00:04:44,018 --> 00:04:46,018 [ RATTLING ] 122 00:04:48,001 --> 00:04:49,001 AAAAAH! 123 00:04:49,005 --> 00:04:50,005 [ RATTLING ] 124 00:04:50,010 --> 00:04:52,010 AAAAH! 125 00:04:52,013 --> 00:04:54,023 COME OUT, BABIES! OUR RIDE IS HERE! 126 00:04:54,021 --> 00:04:55,021 [ MEOWS ] ALL RIGHT! 127 00:04:56,001 --> 00:04:57,021 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! 128 00:04:57,019 --> 00:04:59,009 NICE! 129 00:04:59,007 --> 00:05:00,017 WANT ME TO DRIVE? 130 00:05:00,019 --> 00:05:03,009 NAH, DON'T WORRY. I GOT THIS. 131 00:05:04,009 --> 00:05:05,019 AAH! MY BAD. 132 00:05:05,023 --> 00:05:07,003 YOU'VE GOT THIS, HUH? 133 00:05:07,003 --> 00:05:08,023 YOU CAN TAKE THE NEXT ONE. 134 00:05:08,018 --> 00:05:10,998 [ GRUMBLES ] 135 00:05:11,003 --> 00:05:12,003 [ RATTLING ] 136 00:05:12,003 --> 00:05:13,003 Man: AAH! 137 00:05:13,006 --> 00:05:15,006 READY WHEN YOU ARE, LITTLE GUS. 138 00:05:15,022 --> 00:05:19,012 GENTLEMEN, WITH THIS MISSILE, 139 00:05:19,011 --> 00:05:22,001 THE WORLD WILL BE OURS! 140 00:05:22,006 --> 00:05:25,006 BORIS! BEGIN THE FUELING! 141 00:05:25,008 --> 00:05:27,008 YES, BOSS. 142 00:05:30,007 --> 00:05:32,017 NOTHING CAN STOP US NOW. 143 00:05:32,020 --> 00:05:35,020 [ LAUGHING EVILLY ] 144 00:05:37,021 --> 00:05:39,001 WE'RE ALMOST IN, 145 00:05:39,004 --> 00:05:40,024 BUT THAT SPOTLIGHT'S GONNA BLOW OUR COVER. 146 00:05:40,023 --> 00:05:43,003 [ RATTLING ] NOT ANYMORE. 147 00:05:43,019 --> 00:05:45,019 WE'RE IN. 148 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:47,010 [ ALL PANTING ] 149 00:05:47,011 --> 00:05:48,021 THAT'S WHERE THE MISSILE IS. 150 00:05:48,019 --> 00:05:50,009 YEAH, BUT EVEN WITH THE LASER RATTLE, 151 00:05:50,013 --> 00:05:52,023 WE CAN'T TAKE ON ALL THE GUARDS CRAWLING AROUND HERE. 152 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:54,010 WE'RE BABIES -- THEY'D CATCH US 153 00:05:54,014 --> 00:05:56,014 BEFORE WE GOT ANYWHERE NEAR THAT MISSILE. 154 00:05:56,015 --> 00:05:59,015 YEAH, BUT NOT IF THEY THINK WE'RE ONE OF THEM. 155 00:05:59,023 --> 00:06:01,013 ALL RIGHT, GANG, LISTEN UP. 156 00:06:01,014 --> 00:06:04,004 WE GOT TO BORROW ONE OF THOSE FANCY SNOW SOLDIER OUTFITS 157 00:06:04,005 --> 00:06:06,005 AND THEN INFILTRATE THE MISSILE HANGAR. 158 00:06:06,007 --> 00:06:07,017 ALL WE NEED IS A DIAPER BOMB. 159 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:10,020 THAT MEANS I'M GONNA NEED ONE OF YOU TO LOAD UP YOUR PANTS. 160 00:06:10,019 --> 00:06:13,999 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, BABY UNCLE G. 161 00:06:14,003 --> 00:06:18,003 PIZZA DOUGH STEVE IS WAY AHEAD OF YOU. 162 00:06:18,022 --> 00:06:20,022 LI'L CHEESE, I'LL SEE TO IT 163 00:06:20,017 --> 00:06:22,997 THAT YOU GET A MEDAL OF HONOR FOR THIS. 164 00:06:23,005 --> 00:06:24,005 [ GUARD SPEAKING RUSSIAN ] 165 00:06:24,015 --> 00:06:25,015 WHAT THE -- 166 00:06:25,020 --> 00:06:26,020 [ BOTH COUGHING ] 167 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:29,010 ALL RIGHT, TIME TO PLAY DRESS-UP. 168 00:06:29,012 --> 00:06:30,012 [ GRUNTS ] 169 00:06:30,013 --> 00:06:32,023 [ COUGHING CONTINUES ] 170 00:06:32,018 --> 00:06:34,018 [ POW! POW! DING! ] 171 00:06:37,010 --> 00:06:38,020 YOU OKAY, BARTEK? 172 00:06:38,020 --> 00:06:40,020 NEVER BEEN BETTER, BROSKI. 173 00:06:40,021 --> 00:06:44,011 ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER GAS GRENADE. 174 00:06:44,007 --> 00:06:45,997 [ LAUGHS ] AM I RIGHT? 175 00:06:46,005 --> 00:06:48,015 ANYHOO, I'M GONNA HEAD INSIDE 176 00:06:48,023 --> 00:06:51,023 AND SEE IF THE BOSS NEEDS ANYTHING. 177 00:06:51,018 --> 00:06:53,018 CATCH YA LATER, BRO. 178 00:06:54,021 --> 00:06:56,021 [ LAUGHS ] 179 00:06:56,021 --> 00:06:59,001 CLASSIC BARTEK. 180 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:03,010 MISSILE IS ALL FUELED, BOSS. 181 00:07:03,010 --> 00:07:04,010 EXCELLENT! 182 00:07:04,012 --> 00:07:08,012 IT IS TIME FOR THE LAUNCH SEQUENCE! 183 00:07:08,007 --> 00:07:09,007 [ GRUNTS ] 184 00:07:09,016 --> 00:07:11,016 PIZZA DOUGH STEVE, WHAT YOU GOT OUT THERE? 185 00:07:11,017 --> 00:07:15,017 MAIN SECURITY DOOR STRAIGHT AHEAD, BRO. 186 00:07:15,017 --> 00:07:16,017 ALL RIGHT! 187 00:07:16,023 --> 00:07:18,013 UH-OH. 188 00:07:18,007 --> 00:07:21,007 THIS IS ONE HIGH-TECH SECURITY KEYPAD, BROS. 189 00:07:21,013 --> 00:07:23,013 THIS IS NOT GONNA BE EASY. 190 00:07:23,014 --> 00:07:24,024 BUT... 191 00:07:24,020 --> 00:07:26,010 IT'S "GO" TIME. 192 00:07:26,009 --> 00:07:28,009 [ GRUNTING ] 193 00:07:30,012 --> 00:07:33,012 [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 194 00:07:33,013 --> 00:07:36,003 NOW, WITH THE TURN OF THIS KEY, 195 00:07:36,003 --> 00:07:40,023 AMERICA WILL BE DESTROYED FOREVER! 196 00:07:42,005 --> 00:07:43,015 [ BEEPING ] 197 00:07:44,001 --> 00:07:47,001 [ LAUGHING EVILLY ] 198 00:07:47,005 --> 00:07:48,015 [ GRUNTING ] 199 00:07:48,021 --> 00:07:49,021 [ GROANS ] 200 00:07:49,022 --> 00:07:51,012 IT'S NO USE! 201 00:07:51,011 --> 00:07:54,021 I GUESS AMERICA'S JUST GONNA HAVE TO GET NUKED. 202 00:07:54,020 --> 00:07:56,020 OR...MAYBE ICOULD GIVE IT A SHOT. 203 00:07:57,001 --> 00:07:59,001 OKAY. 204 00:08:04,014 --> 00:08:05,024 DOOR UNLOCKED. 205 00:08:05,017 --> 00:08:06,997 LITTLE GUS, I'LL SEE TO IT 206 00:08:07,006 --> 00:08:09,006 THAT YOU GET A MEDAL OF HONOR FOR THIS. 207 00:08:09,012 --> 00:08:10,012 [ BEEPING ] 208 00:08:10,015 --> 00:08:11,995 [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 209 00:08:12,005 --> 00:08:13,015 JUST MINUTES AWAY. 210 00:08:13,022 --> 00:08:17,002 NOTHING CAN STOP FOREIGN MADMAN NOW. 211 00:08:17,003 --> 00:08:18,013 I DON'T KNOW, BOSS. 212 00:08:18,014 --> 00:08:21,014 WHAT ABOUT THE UNCLE GRANDPA BABIES? 213 00:08:21,015 --> 00:08:23,005 UNCLE GRANDPA BABIES? 214 00:08:23,009 --> 00:08:25,019 YEAH, BRO. YOU HEARD ME. 215 00:08:25,018 --> 00:08:27,018 UNCLE GRANDPA BABIES. 216 00:08:27,023 --> 00:08:30,013 BARTEK, WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU? 217 00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:32,020 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO ME -- 218 00:08:32,019 --> 00:08:34,999 THE UNCLE GRANDPA BABIES! 219 00:08:35,005 --> 00:08:36,005 IMPOSSIBLE! 220 00:08:36,008 --> 00:08:38,008 IT'S ALL OVER, FOREIGN MADMAN. 221 00:08:38,011 --> 00:08:39,021 ABORT THE MISSILE NOW! 222 00:08:39,023 --> 00:08:40,023 NEVER! 223 00:08:40,023 --> 00:08:43,003 GUARDS, DESTROY THEM! 224 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:47,000 LOOKS LIKE WE'VE GOT SOME NEW PLAYMATES, 225 00:08:47,006 --> 00:08:48,006 BUT IT'S NOT PLAYTIME. 226 00:08:48,016 --> 00:08:50,016 IT'S NAPTIME. 227 00:08:50,019 --> 00:08:53,009 [ LULLABY PLAYS] 228 00:08:53,011 --> 00:08:54,021 [ ALL SNORING ] 229 00:08:55,001 --> 00:08:56,001 AAH! 230 00:08:56,002 --> 00:08:56,022 [ POP! ] 231 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:59,000 [ LULLABY, SNORING CONTINUE ] 232 00:08:59,020 --> 00:09:01,020 [ PANTING ] 233 00:09:01,018 --> 00:09:03,008 [ TIRES SQUEAL ] [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 234 00:09:03,007 --> 00:09:04,017 HE'S GETTING AWAY! 235 00:09:04,023 --> 00:09:07,003 BABY UNCLE GRANDPA! WAKE UP! 236 00:09:07,002 --> 00:09:08,002 YUHH... 237 00:09:08,006 --> 00:09:09,016 FOREIGN MADMAN IS GETTING AWAY! 238 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:11,020 [ GASPS ] FOREIGN MADMAN! 239 00:09:12,001 --> 00:09:13,001 NOT ON MYWATCH! 240 00:09:13,003 --> 00:09:14,003 [ PANTING ] 241 00:09:14,003 --> 00:09:15,013 [ PBBBBBBT! ] 242 00:09:15,007 --> 00:09:17,017 GOT TO CANCEL THAT MISSILE LAUNCH. 243 00:09:19,009 --> 00:09:19,999 [ GASPS ] 244 00:09:20,005 --> 00:09:21,015 [ BEEPING ] 245 00:09:22,001 --> 00:09:24,021 BABY UNCLE GRANDPA! COME IN! COME IN! 246 00:09:24,018 --> 00:09:26,008 Baby Uncle Grandpa! 247 00:09:26,008 --> 00:09:27,008 WHAT'S UP, LITTLE GUS? 248 00:09:27,011 --> 00:09:29,011 I DON'T MEAN TO BE A DIAPER RASH, 249 00:09:29,010 --> 00:09:30,020 BUT YOU ONLY GOT ONE MINUTE 250 00:09:30,018 --> 00:09:32,018 TO GET THOSE LAUNCH KEYS BACK HERE. 251 00:09:32,017 --> 00:09:35,997 THEN IT'S TIME TO KICK IT INTO HIGH GEAR! 252 00:09:36,002 --> 00:09:37,012 GOODBYE, AMERICA! 253 00:09:37,015 --> 00:09:38,995 [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 254 00:09:39,004 --> 00:09:40,004 HUH?! 255 00:09:40,005 --> 00:09:42,005 YEOW! 256 00:09:42,007 --> 00:09:43,007 WHAT THE -- 257 00:09:43,007 --> 00:09:44,017 "BABY IN CAR"? 258 00:09:44,018 --> 00:09:46,008 THAT'S RIGHT. AAH! 259 00:09:46,014 --> 00:09:48,014 HI. I BROUGHT YOU SOME MOO JUICE. 260 00:09:48,016 --> 00:09:50,016 AAH! I CAN'T SEE! 261 00:09:51,008 --> 00:09:52,018 YAAH! AAH! 262 00:09:52,020 --> 00:09:53,020 WELL, GOTTA GO. 263 00:09:53,022 --> 00:09:55,022 SAY HI TO THAT PINE TREE FOR ME, OKAY? 264 00:09:55,019 --> 00:09:56,019 [ SPROING! ] 265 00:09:56,020 --> 00:09:58,020 [ LAUGHING ] 266 00:09:58,019 --> 00:10:00,999 [ TIRES SCREECHING ] AAAAAH! 267 00:10:01,005 --> 00:10:02,015 [ CRASH ] 268 00:10:02,022 --> 00:10:04,022 TINY REALISTIC FLYING BABY TIGER, 269 00:10:04,017 --> 00:10:07,007 I'LL SEE TO IT THAT YOU GET A MEDAL OF HONOR FOR THIS. 270 00:10:07,015 --> 00:10:08,015 [ MEOWS ] 271 00:10:08,023 --> 00:10:10,013 WE'RE ALMOST OUT OF TIME! 272 00:10:10,012 --> 00:10:13,002 THINK I'M GONNA NEED A FRESH DIAPER, BRO! 273 00:10:13,006 --> 00:10:14,006 HUH-HA! ALL RIGHT! 274 00:10:14,016 --> 00:10:16,016 TIME TO SAVE AMERICA. 275 00:10:17,019 --> 00:10:19,009 UH-OH! WRONG KEY! 276 00:10:19,010 --> 00:10:21,020 LET'S TRY ANOTHER ONE, SHALL WE? 277 00:10:22,018 --> 00:10:25,008 WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW? ANOTHER DUD. 278 00:10:25,016 --> 00:10:26,006 HURRY IT UP! 279 00:10:26,016 --> 00:10:27,016 'KAY, DON'T WORRY. 280 00:10:27,022 --> 00:10:32,002 WE CAN'T LOSE WITH THIS...LAST...KEEEEEY... 281 00:10:32,003 --> 00:10:33,003 BR-BR-BR-BR-BR! 282 00:10:33,005 --> 00:10:34,015 BABY UNCLE GRANDPA! 283 00:10:34,017 --> 00:10:35,007 AAH! 284 00:10:35,016 --> 00:10:37,016 THE MISSILE! SORRY. 285 00:10:38,013 --> 00:10:40,023 COME ON! 286 00:10:40,019 --> 00:10:43,009 JUST ONE TURN OF THE KEY. 287 00:10:50,004 --> 00:10:52,024 AND THIS IS WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED TO AMERICA 288 00:10:52,022 --> 00:10:55,022 IF FOREIGN MADMAN HAD NOT BEEN DEFEATED. 289 00:10:56,001 --> 00:11:00,021 AND SO TODAY, WE HONOR THE UNCLE GRANDPA BABIES 290 00:11:00,018 --> 00:11:03,008 FOR THEIR MONUMENTAL COURAGE AND BRAVERY. 291 00:11:03,011 --> 00:11:06,011 THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD IS WATCHING RIGHT NOW. 292 00:11:06,015 --> 00:11:08,015 IS THERE ANYTHING YOU WOULD LIKE TO SAY? 293 00:11:08,023 --> 00:11:09,023 YEAH! 294 00:11:09,021 --> 00:11:11,021 I'M POOPING MY PANTS!